This is my Spotless Mind

Every time I open my Tumbrl in public.

Every time I open my Tumbrl in public.

Sr. Mustacho

Sr. Mustacho

You and me this halloween ;)

You and me this halloween ;)

“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching ‘Lost.’ And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed - like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms, like a damned Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me. Even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via theginny)
Pizza rolls w/ artichoke

Pizza rolls w/ artichoke

eonline:

Love them!

Lmao

eonline:

Love them!

Lmao

Jajajajajaja

(Source: xylark, via nonsentient)

zoobooksyaoi:

perks of being short

  • ur automatically cute by default
  • very portable, people carry u places
  • rly rad nicknames

cons of being short

  • u cant reach anything
  • not so rad nicknames
  • people use u as an armrest sometimes

True!

(Source: w-tches, via nonsentient)